Johnny, University Avenue, Gainesville, Fl. “Sometimes people call me John, but I get kind of annoyed … John is the place you go when you need to take a shit. John is the kind of guy who fucks with prostitutes. Please, don’t call me...

Ladies, quit contemplating a trip to your local mall and listen to me. If you want an original and absolutely inspiring look, then you should make it yourself. There is no way in hell you can avoid looking like someone else if you shop at a store that  produces/sells more than one of each...

So this may be the style equivalent of a one night stand, but I will say this: Fashion is all about balls, or actually ovaries in this case. If you’re not taking a risk when you get dressed, then all you’re doing is putting on clothes, and that is fucking boring. There is...

Feels like it’s warming up here in nofla, and this is a good thing. I know the girls of Gainesville have been dying to peel off a layer of clothing! We come to find out that in winter, flirting is a bit difficult in a bulky coat and even more trying when you’re suffering sleeveless...

Her name is Sophie Weaver, and anyone in the Gainesville downtown scene has seen her before. Based on her pepaw-meets-Shirley-Temple style, we might assume her to be timid and demure. Wrong! This girl knows how to party and always does it in style. Boys, she may look harmless, but failing to...