While I usually find television advertisements to be regurgitate-inducing filth, I am forced to admit that there are a special few that truly do their part to move this country, and the world, towards the next level of social equilibrium. For that fleeting :30 – 1:00, our eyes are opened...

Dear hipsters, I heard you don’t want to fill out your 2010 Census forms. My question is: Why the fuck not? On NPR, one of you said, “When it comes down to it, nobody wants to fill out like another form that’s just like getting sent to your house that really relatively has...