Unzip the Possibilities: XYZPDQ

Unzip the Possibilities: XYZPDQ

zipper tongue piercingOK. Woah. I get it girl. You have a rep to protect, a need to be employee of the month at your mall’s Hot Topic. It showed your parents that you’re “different,” and it’s the sickest thing you’ve done since cutting down the road instead of across the street, but GIRL! I think my biggest problem with this bitch is her monroes are fucking lopsided. Someone please smack this girl’s bestie/rising piercing artist. I’ve seen better piercings done in the parking lot of my local movie theatre.

People all over the world are taking zippers to the next level. I’m just wondering how your mother is going to take this when you need your zippers fixed. Yikes, bro. Sorry, Mom.

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